I watch all the Jeopardy. And I especially love Kid’s and Teen’s Jeopardy, because I feel like a genius. College Jeopardy and Adult Jeopardy are hit or miss…I either know everything or know nothing. Curse you, Alex Trebek!
I can ACTUALLY picture Alex Trebek going home after a show taping, going into his secret lair, and watching a compilation video of all the times a contestant has failed the HARDEST, and just tenting his fingers and cackling. Also, his face would be lit from underneath, like when kids are telling scary stories and they hold the flashlight to their chins.