February 2012
okay seriously. reblog if you're OLDER than 13.
sirryanwatson:
I would hope so.
Omg, I’m almost 11 years older than that…
So, today my godson stated calling me "nina"...
Which, from what I gathered, is godmother in spanish? I wouldn’t know since I failed spanish, but that’s not the point!
It was just so cute, and sweet, and made me feel like (as silly as this sounds) we’re really family.
Meh, maybe I’m just a sap.
Apparently I have a new follower, but my phone...
Stupid phone.
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I told my mom to stop texting me so much...
So she took on the alter-ego of a bird named Stanley and started texting me as “him”.
“Pssss…this is how it’s gonna go down see….yer gonna send me some worms see….and your brother will be able to not have his eyes beaked out. Make it snappy and don’t let on to yer mom see…”
A bird.
She’s texting me as a bird.
A MOBSTER BIRD...
Reblog if you were a part of the Benedict...
So watching the Academy Awards with my dad...
He said he doesn’t like Meryl.
He said he DOES like Tom Cruise.
When Octavia Spencer won and I said I had a feeling that she was going to, he said “Yeah…it’s black history month, they’ve got a lot of Martin Luther King stuff going on…”
Like, wtf. Wtf to everything you said. I’m honestly baffled. Stop drinking.
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
what was my life before british television
Today marks the beginning of National Eating...
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Mom: Maybe a knuckle bash to your tooth will help
Mom: I felt like that sentence was funny
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I really wanna start a web series.
Is that weird?
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Guys....
mynameisjessicayarbrough:
http://samepicofadrienbrody.tumblr.com/
hahahaha
Hahaha oh my gosh whaaat
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So my brother just called me...
Me: Hello?
Michael: Hey, Jame, do you remember Johnny Bravo?
Me: Yeah...
Michael: Thanks, bye.
jammmlock:
This is one of the reasons why Martin...
